And this one in response to Carol the Elephant getting shot in a drive-by:  http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/10/us/mississippi-elephant-is-victim-of-drive-by-shooting.html?partner=socialflow&smid=tw-nytnational&_r=1&

In related news: Police are asking for the public’s help in tracing a vehicle seen fleeing the scene.